1. Once Teacher asked Santa-"Tell me the past tense of 'I made a mistake'."
Santa replied-"I was made by a mistake!"
2. Husband : Today is a fine day.
Annoyed wife : Wh do you keep saying 'Today is a fine day' every day?
Husband : You had said it once, "One fine day, I'll leave this house"
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3. Wife by text to husband at work ............
"Windows at home frozen - what should I do?"
Husband - "spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them"
Wife a few minutes later - "Done that - now computer won't work at
all"!
4. During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away.
Later the sergeant reports to the chief. "Sorry Sir, but they got away."
The chief very angry says, "I told you to cover all of the exits!"
"I did," replied the sergeant, "but they got away through the entrance."
3. Wife by text to husband at work ............
"Windows at home frozen - what should I do?"
Husband - "spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them"
Wife a few minutes later - "Done that - now computer won't work at
all"!
4. During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away.
Later the sergeant reports to the chief. "Sorry Sir, but they got away."
The chief very angry says, "I told you to cover all of the exits!"
"I did," replied the sergeant, "but they got away through the entrance."
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